Apr 7, 2026
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15 min read
Michigan won a title, the WHO is trying to get people to trust science again, and the moon managed to produce the most painful silence on the internet.
Apr 6, 2026
16 min read
Today’s internet mood: brinkmanship, buzzer-beaters, and celebrities doing better brand management than brands.
Apr 3, 2026
18 min read
NASA is giving us cosmic awe, Nintendo is giving us fandom civil war, and Tiger Woods is giving police bodycam with presidential name-drops. Quiet news day, obviously.
Apr 1, 2026
Humanity is heading back to the moon, the markets are acting like war got canceled, and the political gossip machine found a fresh tank of gasoline. Normal Wednesday.
Mar 30, 2026
11 min read
UConn just broke a 134–0 stat, Tiger Woods flipped a car, and oil prices are flirting with $150.
Mar 29, 2026
Moon missions, holy lockouts, and a teenager embarrassing veteran race car drivers.
Mar 27, 2026
The algorithm got sued, a regime collapsed, and 100,000 people showed up to yell about it.
Mar 25, 2026
Ryan Gosling saved the box office, Tarris Reed Jr. broke a record from 1968, and everybody with old beach photos is suddenly a seasonal philosopher.
Mar 24, 2026
13 min read
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Mar 23, 2026
Oil is down, everyone misses Chuck Norris, and the internet just learned Costa Rica is beating doomscrolling.
Mar 9, 2026
14 min read
Oil hits $115, India wins a World Cup on home soil, and the internet has decided that screaming skeletons perfectly capture the vibe of 2026.
Mar 6, 2026
Global chaos, cricket hysteria, and disco-core Harry Styles
