Apr 24, 2025
•
10 min read
Jimmy Butler’s tailbone, Jalen Green’s torch, and Venus are all colliding—and it’s only Thursday.
Apr 23, 2025
Elon’s losing billions while Poot Lovato wins the internet.
Apr 22, 2025
7 min read
Turns out the Earth, the Pope, and your wallet all wanted top billing today—only one of them got a global hashtag.
Apr 21, 2025
12 min read
Aliens, airstrikes, and Cena’s heel turn. Just another Monday on Earth.
Apr 20, 2025
Coachella just turned TikTok into an IRL duet stage—your FOMO has FOMO.
Apr 19, 2025
LISA said “mic check” and the internet checked all the way in.
Apr 18, 2025
13 min read
The internet is debating vampire movies, deportation policy, and billionaire space feminism. Pick your fighter.
Apr 17, 2025
9 min read
When Zoom and Spotify face‐plant at the same time, the internet basically unplugged itself and went outside—terrifying
Apr 16, 2025
Political Blunders. Memes. Space. Mistakes. Welcome to Wednesday.
Apr 15, 2025
TikTok is yelling Italian gibberish, elephants are parenting better than humans, and Katy Perry just went to space. Normal Monday.
Apr 14, 2025
Lady Gaga lights up Coachella, dinosaurs eat spinach, and Trump wants tariffs on your iPhone — welcome to Monday.
Apr 13, 2025
Trump did a dad dance at UFC and turned a political arena into a meme factory.
