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Attack of the Space Women - Summary of the Internet – April 18, 2025
The internet is debating vampire movies, deportation policy, and billionaire space feminism. Pick your fighter.
Hi ! Who knew today's timeline would be a mashup of courtroom drama, vampire thirst traps, and Katy Perry in orbit? Between Ryan Coogler reviving gothic horror, RFK Jr. reviving autism conspiracy theories, and Van Hollen reviving due process, it’s clear: the internet is exhausted but still extremely online. |

They must be pretty thirsty. They got like thirty waters.
Senator Chris Van Hollen meets with Kilmar Abrego Garcia in El Salvador.
Top 3 Trending Topics
1. Van Hollen Meets Wrongfully Deported Man in El Salvador
Hook: A US Senator's dramatic international mission to find a wrongfully deported man has become a flashpoint in America's immigration debate.
Summary: Maryland Senator Chris Van Hollen traveled to El Salvador and successfully met with Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a legal US resident who was erroneously deported despite court protections. The meeting, confirmed through photos shared on social media, comes after a federal appeals court issued a scathing rebuke of the Trump administration for failing to comply with a Supreme Court order to return Garcia to the US.
View Potential: This story has exceptional engagement potential due to its combination of human drama, political controversy, and clear moral stakes. The visual of a US Senator traveling internationally to meet with a wrongfully deported individual creates powerful imagery, while the underlying constitutional questions about executive power and judicial authority add substantive depth. The case has already generated significant cross-platform engagement, trending on Reddit, Twitter, and mainstream news outlets.
Creator Participation Angles:
News/Politics creators can analyze the constitutional implications of the administration ignoring court orders
Immigration advocates can highlight Garcia's story as an example of systemic issues
Legal content creators can break down the appeals court ruling and its significance
Human interest storytellers can focus on Garcia's family separation and reunion efforts
International relations creators can examine the diplomatic tensions between the US and El Salvador
Platform-Specific Content Ideas:
TikTok: Create a timeline explainer of the Garcia case with key moments, using news clips and court documents
Instagram: Share carousel posts contrasting quotes from the judicial ruling with administration statements
Twitter/X: Live-analyze developments as they happen, including the diplomatic standoff between countries
Micro Call-to-Action: "Drop a 🧵 if you want me to explain exactly how this deportation happened despite court orders protecting Garcia."
2. Ryan Coogler's "Sinners" Achieves Near-Perfect 99% Rotten Tomatoes Score
Hook: Michael B. Jordan's vampire horror film is breaking the internet with its near-perfect critical reception, sparking debates about the single negative review.

Ugh. Now I feel inadequate.
Official poster for Ryan Coogler's "Sinners" starring Michael B. Jordan.
Summary: Ryan Coogler's "Sinners," starring Michael B. Jordan as twin brothers in a Jim Crow-era vampire thriller, has achieved a stunning 99% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. The film, which opens today, blends horror, social commentary, and period drama in what critics are calling a masterful genre mashup. The single negative review has become a social media fixation, with fans creating memes speculating about the lone dissenter.
View Potential: This trend has massive engagement potential across multiple demographics. The film's unique blend of horror, historical setting, and star power creates multiple entry points for audience interest. The near-perfect score is a rarity that generates its own conversation, while the film's genre-blending approach (described as "scary, sexy, gory and horny" by critics) provides rich material for reaction content. The cultural significance of a Black director achieving such acclaim with a horror film that addresses historical themes adds another layer of engagement potential.
Creator Participation Angles:
Film reviewers can offer their own takes on whether the film deserves its near-perfect score
Horror content creators can analyze the vampire elements and genre innovations
History-focused creators can discuss the Jim Crow setting and historical context
Pop culture commentators can explore the Ryan Coogler/Michael B. Jordan collaboration history
Music creators can highlight the film's soundtrack, which reportedly uses blues music as a plot element
Platform-Specific Content Ideas:
TikTok: Create reaction videos to the most shocking scenes or compile audience reactions from theaters
Instagram: Share side-by-side comparisons of the film's visual style with classic vampire movies or historical photos
Twitter/X: Start a humorous thread speculating about who might have written the single negative review
Micro Call-to-Action: "Comment with your favorite vampire movie of all time and I'll tell you if Sinners tops it! 🧛♂️🩸"
3. Blue Origin's All-Female Space Flight Sparks Celebrity Backlash
Hook: What was meant to be a historic feminist moment in space has ignited fierce debate among celebrities about privilege, environmentalism, and performative feminism.

I like how surreal reality has gotten.
The all-female crew of Blue Origin's controversial space flight.
Summary: Blue Origin's first all-female space flight on April 14 has generated intense criticism from celebrities including Emily Ratajkowski and Olivia Munn, who called the 11-minute journey "beyond parody" and "gluttonous." The mission, featuring high-profile passengers including Katy Perry, has been condemned for its environmental impact and perceived superficiality, with critics questioning the purpose of sending wealthy women to space while claiming to support environmental causes.
11 minutes
Blue Origin All-Female Space Flight Duration
View Potential: This controversy has exceptional engagement potential due to its perfect storm of celebrity drama, environmental politics, and gender discourse. The stark contrast between the mission's feminist framing and the celebrity backlash creates natural tension that drives engagement. The environmental hypocrisy angle resonates strongly with younger audiences, while the involvement of major celebrities ensures broad interest. The brevity of the actual space journey (just 11 minutes) versus the extensive resources required provides a clear focal point for criticism. [33] [34] [35]
"This is beyond parody... I'm disgusted by the performative feminism of sending women to space for 11 minutes." — Emily Ratajkowski
Creator Participation Angles:
Environmental content creators can analyze the carbon footprint of space tourism
Feminist commentators can discuss whether the mission advances women's representation in space
Celebrity news creators can cover the growing rift between celebrity factions
Science communicators can explain what constitutes meaningful space research versus tourism
Cultural critics can examine the evolution of "girlboss feminism" in corporate contexts
Platform-Specific Content Ideas:
TikTok: Create side-by-side comparisons of celebrity statements about environmentalism versus their actions
Instagram: Share carousel posts contrasting the 11-minute flight with more substantive women's achievements in space
Twitter/X: Poll followers on whether they think the mission represents progress or performative feminism
Micro Call-to-Action: "Reply with 🚀 if you think space tourism is inspiring or 🌎 if you think it's environmentally irresponsible."


t’s Superman Day — but let’s be real: if he showed up in 2025 with no papers, Trump would slap a 145% tariff on his cape and ICE would deport him faster than a speeding bullet. He could say he's here to help, to save lives, to contribute. Wouldn’t matter. The system’s broken, the rules don’t bend, and even Superman would end up in court asking for due process.
The only difference? We’d all watch it play out on TikTok while debating whether Krypton counts as a “sh*thole planet.” And that’s the America we're living in.

📈 Other Trends You Shouldn’t Ignore
4. RFK Jr. Declares Autism an “Environmental Epidemic” in First HHS Briefing
✨ In his debut as HHS Secretary, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. declared autism an “epidemic” caused not by genetics or improved diagnostics — but by environmental toxins. This breaks sharply from established science and immediately sparked fierce backlash from medical professionals and autism advocacy groups. His plan to launch federal studies into “toxic exposure” is raising alarms about future public health priorities under the Trump administration.
💡 Post Idea: Create a myth-busting carousel or TikTok that debunks each of RFK’s claims, citing peer-reviewed science and CDC data.
🗣️ Micro-CTA: “Should we be researching autism causes or improving autism services? Drop your vote in the comments. 🧠”
5. Trump’s 145% Tariff on China Sends Markets Spinning
✨ Trump just slammed Chinese imports with a 145% tariff — the highest ever imposed by a U.S. president — and global markets are freaking out. Wall Street is rattled, shoppers are panic-buying big-ticket items like cars and electronics, and economists warn of inflation spikes in sectors ranging from tech to agriculture. Despite the aggression, Trump says “we’re talking” with Beijing — suggesting a weird mix of saber-rattling and diplomacy.
💡 Post Idea: Make a “Price Watch” TikTok tracking how tariffs might impact everything from iPhones to avocados.
🗣️ Micro-CTA: “What’s one product you’d stockpile right now if prices were about to jump?”
6. Modi and Musk Discuss Tech Shift as India Eyes China’s Crown
✨ As U.S.-China trade tensions intensify, India is quietly positioning itself as the new tech superpower — and Elon Musk might be on board. Prime Minister Modi confirmed ongoing talks with Musk about Tesla and SpaceX partnerships in India, hinting at long-term moves to reroute supply chains away from China. This isn’t just geopolitical theater — it could be the beginning of India becoming the world’s next hardware and innovation hub.
💡 Post Idea: Side-by-side chart: “Why India > China for Tech in 2025?” (Think workforce, cost, global relations)
🗣️ Micro-CTA: “Would you pay more for a phone made in India over China? 🇮🇳 vs 🇨🇳 — weigh in.”
7. NFL Prospect Kyren Lacy’s Suicide Highlights Athlete Mental Health Crisis
✨ LSU wide receiver and top NFL prospect Kyren Lacy took his own life just days before a grand jury hearing tied to a hit-and-run investigation. His father’s public statement — “Check on your kids. Even if they seem OK, check again.” — has gone viral as players, fans, and mental health advocates rally behind the need for better support structures. The tragedy underscores how fame, legal stress, and public pressure can compound mental health risks for young athletes.
💡 Post Idea: Quote card of Kyren’s dad + resources list for sports-focused mental health orgs.
🗣️ Micro-CTA: “What’s one thing you do to check in on your people?”
8. U.S. Airstrikes Kill 38 in Yemen Amid Escalating Red Sea Conflict
✨ America just dropped bombs on Houthi-controlled ports in Yemen, reportedly killing 38 people and injuring 50. The Pentagon says these ports were being used to disrupt global shipping in the Red Sea — a vital corridor for trade between Europe, Asia, and the U.S. But humanitarian groups are calling out the civilian toll and warning this could spiral into a broader regional conflict, especially with Iranian proxy groups watching closely.
💡 Post Idea: Map explainer of Yemen’s strategic location + Red Sea shipping routes
🗣️ Micro-CTA: “Do you know where Yemen is and why it matters? (No shame — rate your knowledge 1–10) 🌍”
9. Superman Day = Studio Tours, Trailer Hype, and Fan Nostalgia
✨ April 18 marks “Superman Day,” and Warner Bros. went full send — opening up a one-day studio tour, releasing never-before-seen props, and (maybe) teasing the new Superman trailer. Hardcore fans are already speculating about casting clues and script leaks, while nostalgia-driven content about Christopher Reeve and Henry Cavill is blowing up. DC is hoping this day rekindles excitement for a rebooted universe post-Snyder era.
💡 Post Idea: “All the Superman actors, ranked — and where you fit in.”
🗣️ Micro-CTA: “Reeve or Cavill? Classic or gritty? Drop your fave Superman era below. 🦸♂️”
10. Google Will Start Deleting Inactive Accounts in December
✨ Google is launching a mass cleanup: any account unused for 2+ years will be permanently deleted starting this December. That means docs, photos, emails — gone. The move is meant to reduce security risks and server bloat, but users are scrambling to figure out if their old college Gmail, shared docs, or family backups are safe. Digital legacy planning just became a trending topic.
💡 Post Idea: “Digital Will Starter Kit” — a checklist carousel or reel for what to back up ASAP
🗣️ Micro-CTA: “What’s the oldest email in your inbox? Bonus points if it’s cringey. 📩”