Political Blunders. Memes. Space. Mistakes. Welcome to Wednesday.
TikTok is yelling Italian gibberish, elephants are parenting better than humans, and Katy Perry just went to space. Normal Monday.
Lady Gaga lights up Coachella, dinosaurs eat spinach, and Trump wants tariffs on your iPhone — welcome to Monday.
Trump did a dad dance at UFC and turned a political arena into a meme factory.
Hailee, Josh, Michael... this week’s relationship chart needs a flowchart.
An 8-year-old just bodied the internet. Xi clapped back. And Elon brought a Sharpie to a cabinet meeting. Let’s go.
Celebrity Big Brother just turned into Celebrity Cancel Culture—and Mickey Rourke’s the main event
Amazon’s launching satellites, Trump’s launching tariffs, and TikTok is launching anxiety. So yeah, the internet’s fine.
Liberation Day turned into Panic Season.
Markets crash, Meta ghosts fact-checkers, and Bill Ackman gives Trump a warning like he’s his dad.
Elon and Trump just activated protest mode—welcome to the backlash multiverse.
