May 11, 2026
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2 min read
The internet woke up to tanker strikes, Putin peace signals, WWE family violence, and Popeyes deciding wraps are now infrastructure.
May 10, 2026
4 min read
The internet woke up somewhere between “is this World War III?” and “wait, did WWE just resurrect a Gingerbread Man?”
May 9, 2026
How many wars have you lived through peacefully?
Apr 12, 2026
12 min read
Rory blew a six-shot cushion, Bieber turned Coachella into a laptop bit, and the NBA scheduled a full-league panic attack for the same day.
Apr 9, 2026
16 min read
Ceasefire roulette, stadium-scale nostalgia, and a unicorn sticker slapped over the apocalypse.
Apr 8, 2026
Ceasefire, space Nutella, and golf dad lore
Apr 7, 2026
15 min read
Michigan won a title, the WHO is trying to get people to trust science again, and the moon managed to produce the most painful silence on the internet.
Apr 6, 2026
Today’s internet mood: brinkmanship, buzzer-beaters, and celebrities doing better brand management than brands.
Apr 3, 2026
18 min read
NASA is giving us cosmic awe, Nintendo is giving us fandom civil war, and Tiger Woods is giving police bodycam with presidential name-drops. Quiet news day, obviously.
Apr 1, 2026
Humanity is heading back to the moon, the markets are acting like war got canceled, and the political gossip machine found a fresh tank of gasoline. Normal Wednesday.
Mar 30, 2026
11 min read
UConn just broke a 134–0 stat, Tiger Woods flipped a car, and oil prices are flirting with $150.
Mar 29, 2026
Moon missions, holy lockouts, and a teenager embarrassing veteran race car drivers.
