Jiggly’s Legacy to the Gorilla Showdown
Ariana dropped a deluxe, royals are restless, and Serie A fans are screaming in Italian—happy scroll-day
OpenAI drama again? Plot twist: The AI probably saw it coming.
April 25th is trending as the perfect date... and also the day Travis Hunter broke the NFL.
Jimmy Butler’s tailbone, Jalen Green’s torch, and Venus are all colliding—and it’s only Thursday.
Elon’s losing billions while Poot Lovato wins the internet.
Turns out the Earth, the Pope, and your wallet all wanted top billing today—only one of them got a global hashtag.
Aliens, airstrikes, and Cena’s heel turn. Just another Monday on Earth.
Coachella just turned TikTok into an IRL duet stage—your FOMO has FOMO.
LISA said “mic check” and the internet checked all the way in.
The internet is debating vampire movies, deportation policy, and billionaire space feminism. Pick your fighter.
When Zoom and Spotify face‐plant at the same time, the internet basically unplugged itself and went outside—terrifying
