Jun 8, 2025
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11 min read
Title 10 troops in LA? Welcome to America’s new ‘police state chic’ trend.
Jun 7, 2025
10 min read
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Jun 6, 2025
Trump and Musk went from sliding into DMs to nuking each other’s mentions.
Jun 5, 2025
9 min read
🎤 Mariah Carey said "Merry Christmas" in June, and the internet is unwell.
Jun 4, 2025
Elon’s mad, ICE is back, and a kitten tried to throw hands. The internet is unwell today.
Jun 3, 2025
8 min read
117 drones just rewrote military strategy—and the plot of World War III.
Jun 2, 2025
America: where even zebras escape and the sun has beef with GPS
Jun 1, 2025
A kangaroo boarded a plane. Or did it?
May 31, 2025
Musk exits government with a black eye and enters the meme economy.
May 30, 2025
7 min read
Israel’s pausing the war, Elon’s pausing bureaucracy, and Austin’s pausing traffic—2025 is glitching in real-time.
May 29, 2025
From underdog dunks to political mic-drops and a pop star triple threat—today’s internet feels like a prime-time highlight reel.
May 28, 2025
Pay-to-play politics, ‘fake news’ fights, and 50,000 troops on the move—welcome to your daily pulse on the internet’s hottest conversations.