Jul 18, 2025
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10 min read
Caught on cam, called out by Coldplay. Office gossip meets stadium jumbotron
Jul 17, 2025
World Emoji Day is making everyone more likable — too bad it can’t fix your dad’s thumbs-up.
Jul 16, 2025
8 min read
POV: You book the world’s most relaxing spa vacation — and wake up inside a lava lamp.
Jul 15, 2025
Baseball gave us a family fairy tale, Bitcoin blew through ceilings, and Elmo... well, Elmo learned about account security the hard way.
Jul 14, 2025
When Elmo, a children’s icon of kindness, posts hate speech, you know the Internet’s mood is... chaotic good? Or just chaotic.
Jul 13, 2025
7 min read
Turns out nothing beats a Jet2 holiday — unless you count surviving an assassination, dropping surprise albums, or bageling your opponent at Wimbledon.
Jul 12, 2025
Wimbledon moved its finals to primetime so the U.S. could finally care. We see you, London
Jul 11, 2025
Trump shook the world with tariffs. Delhi shook itself. Bieber shook his fans. Your move.
Jul 10, 2025
11 min read
Bitcoin hit $112k and a hippo threw a birthday party. Just another Thursday online
Jul 9, 2025
It’s raining F1 bosses, rock drummers, and actual Texans. Stay dry out there.
Jul 8, 2025
Texas is under water, Amazon’s on fire, and Superman’s back to save us—must be July
Jul 7, 2025
14 min read
Greenland stayed quiet this time, but the Bronx sure didn’t."