Aug 13, 2025
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9 min read
Taylor Swift just broke the internet at 12:12 a.m. — and the CDC literally got shot at. Welcome to Wednesday
Aug 12, 2025
10 min read
D.C. just got federalized, Delhi’s dogs are doomed, and NFL moms are stealing the preseason.
Aug 11, 2025
Wisconsin’s making waves—just not the kind you can surf.
Aug 10, 2025
Trump and Putin are meeting in Alaska... and Ukraine’s not invited. What year is this again?
Aug 9, 2025
Diplomacy, disruption, and Diana Taurasi — the internet is eating good today.
Aug 8, 2025
7 min read
Texas lawmakers are hiding from the FBI while crypto bros are throwing sex toys at athletes. The simulation is glitching.
Aug 7, 2025
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Aug 6, 2025
If your imaginary boyfriend texts back faster than Congress, maybe it's time for reelection.
Aug 5, 2025
Aug 4, 2025
Texas Democrats pulled a reverse Uno and fled the state... again.
Aug 3, 2025
Tom Holland’s Spider-Man suit went retro and Twitter is crawling with opinions.
Aug 2, 2025
Trump fired the jobs report, Putin bombed a preschool, and your summer vacation is now a wildfire. So yeah, happy Friday.
