🎤 Mariah Carey said "Merry Christmas" in June, and the internet is unwell.
Elon’s mad, ICE is back, and a kitten tried to throw hands. The internet is unwell today.
117 drones just rewrote military strategy—and the plot of World War III.
America: where even zebras escape and the sun has beef with GPS
A kangaroo boarded a plane. Or did it?
Musk exits government with a black eye and enters the meme economy.
Israel’s pausing the war, Elon’s pausing bureaucracy, and Austin’s pausing traffic—2025 is glitching in real-time.
From underdog dunks to political mic-drops and a pop star triple threat—today’s internet feels like a prime-time highlight reel.
Pay-to-play politics, ‘fake news’ fights, and 50,000 troops on the move—welcome to your daily pulse on the internet’s hottest conversations.
You now need ID to download a flashlight app in Texas. No, really.
Knicks, beasts and hoodies: Memorial Day’s internet forgot to nap.”
FREE App. Playoff wolves, wrestling GOATs, and rocket streaks—May ends with a triple-shot of hype.
