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Cannibal Attack - Summary of the Internet – July 19, 2025
When your HR director becomes your PR disaster.
Hi ! Office romances, workplace biting, billion-dollar lawsuits, and Gen Z staring into the void — today feels like a mashup of The Office, Law & Order, and a Wimbledon final. The web never sleeps and neither do the memes. |
✅ Top 3 Must-Post Trends
1. Coldplay Kiss Cam CEO Cheating Scandal

I wonder if their sex got better or worse after this?
A private moment became very public when Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his HR chief Kristin Cabot were caught on the kiss cam at a Coldplay concert. The couple awkwardly dodged the camera at first, but when Chris Martin called them out to the whole stadium, the internet sleuths had already identified the two as married — but to other people. The video quickly went viral, with reactions ranging from hilarious memes to angry calls for accountability.
Now, both executives are on leave while the company investigates. Byron’s wife reportedly dropped his surname from her profiles, and leaked emails suggest his exit package negotiations have already begun. Corporate crisis management case study in the making? Absolutely. Internet fodder? Even better.
🎯 Why post? Everyone has an opinion on office affairs, and this has visual, cringe-worthy meme potential.
✍️ Post idea: “POV: You thought HR was here to protect you — but not like this. #ColdplayScandal”
📣 CTA: “Could your company survive this kind of PR nightmare? Comment below.”
2. Law Firm Intern Fired for Biting Coworkers

Is this a real photo of the events?
Dubbed the “Biglaw Biter,” a Harvard-educated intern at Sidley Austin was fired after reportedly biting over 10 colleagues in what she described as “playful bonding.” The incidents ranged from light shoulder chomps to more aggressive nibbles — all documented in emails that leaked almost immediately. Above the Law called her behavior “Donner party meets manic pixie dream girl.”
The story has sparked a wider discussion about the pressure on young professionals, office culture toxicity, and just… basic boundaries. Whether you find it funny, sad, or terrifying, the memes have already sunk their teeth into this one.
🎯 Why post? Workplace etiquette debates always get engagement, and this is absurd enough to go viral.
✍️ Post idea: “We’re hiring. Must be able to work independently… and not bite anyone. #BigLawBiter”
📣 CTA: “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen at work? Share your story.”
3. Trump Sues Wall Street Journal for $10B Over Epstein Story

Um…
Former President Trump is suing the WSJ and Rupert Murdoch for $10 billion, alleging defamation after the Journal published a story claiming Trump sent a bawdy birthday card to Jeffrey Epstein. Trump called the letter “fake news” and immediately ordered AG Pam Bondi to unseal Epstein grand jury records to clear his name.
The lawsuit not only reignites the Epstein files controversy but has split Trump’s own supporters, with some demanding full transparency and others blaming the media for a smear campaign. Either way, the headlines write themselves — and content creators are already milking the drama.
🎯 Why post? Political drama is polarizing but highly clickable.
✍️ Post idea: “Trump sues Murdoch for $10B. You can’t make this stuff up. #TrumpLawsuit”
📣 CTA: “Is this defamation or just more politics as usual? Weigh in.”

📈 Other Trends You Shouldn’t Ignore
4. East Hollywood Crash
A car plowed into a nightclub crowd early Saturday, injuring over 20. Witnesses say the driver lost consciousness, and five remain in critical condition.
💡 Post idea: “Stay safe out there — nightlife can be unpredictable. #EastHollywood”
🗣️ CTA: “What’s your go-to safety tip for nights out?”
5. Gen Z Stare
The “Gen Z Stare” — a blank, dead-eyed response to customers — is dividing the internet. Gen Z says it’s a reaction to stupidity; older workers call it rude.
💡 Post idea: “Millennials smile. Gen Z stares. Which one are you? #GenZStare”
🗣️ CTA: “Harmless or hostile? Drop your take.”
6. Jannik Sinner Wins Wimbledon
Sinner became the first Italian to win Wimbledon after a fierce match against Alcaraz, cementing his place in tennis history.
💡 Post idea: “Sinner serves history. #WimbledonChampion”
🗣️ CTA: “Are you Team Sinner or Team Alcaraz?”
7. TikTok Audio Trends
“You Look Happier” and “Bacon Avocado Fake-Out” are blowing up with creators sharing personal wins and snappy takes.
💡 Post idea: “Use trending audio to share your summer wins. #YouLookHappier”
🗣️ CTA: “What’s making you happier this week?”
Seasonal hashtags like #SummerVibes2025 and #HotGirlSummer are still crushing engagement, especially when combined with niche tags.
💡 Post idea: “July vibes? Or just surviving the heat. #SummerVibes2025”
🗣️ CTA: “Show us your summer bucket list.”

#ColdplayScandal — everyone’s watching
#GenZStare — great for generational hot takes
#BigLawBiter — quirky, viral fodder
#WimbledonChampion — sports fans unite
#SummerVibes2025 — timeless summer content
💡 Engagement Tip of the Day
Jump on breaking stories within 6–12 hours, but always add your own unique spin. Reactions with a twist tend to outperform simple reposts.
🔮 Looking Ahead
July 27–Aug 7: Sinner vs. Alcaraz rematch at the National Bank Open
Late July: Potential new revelations in Epstein files
Ongoing: Gen Z workplace dynamics continue to trend