Apr 21, 2025
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12 min read
Aliens, airstrikes, and Cena’s heel turn. Just another Monday on Earth.
Apr 20, 2025
7 min read
Coachella just turned TikTok into an IRL duet stage—your FOMO has FOMO.
Apr 19, 2025
LISA said “mic check” and the internet checked all the way in.
Apr 18, 2025
13 min read
The internet is debating vampire movies, deportation policy, and billionaire space feminism. Pick your fighter.
Apr 17, 2025
9 min read
When Zoom and Spotify face‐plant at the same time, the internet basically unplugged itself and went outside—terrifying
Apr 16, 2025
Political Blunders. Memes. Space. Mistakes. Welcome to Wednesday.
Apr 15, 2025
TikTok is yelling Italian gibberish, elephants are parenting better than humans, and Katy Perry just went to space. Normal Monday.
Apr 14, 2025
Lady Gaga lights up Coachella, dinosaurs eat spinach, and Trump wants tariffs on your iPhone — welcome to Monday.
Apr 13, 2025
10 min read
Trump did a dad dance at UFC and turned a political arena into a meme factory.
Apr 12, 2025
Hailee, Josh, Michael... this week’s relationship chart needs a flowchart.
Apr 11, 2025
An 8-year-old just bodied the internet. Xi clapped back. And Elon brought a Sharpie to a cabinet meeting. Let’s go.
Apr 10, 2025
Celebrity Big Brother just turned into Celebrity Cancel Culture—and Mickey Rourke’s the main event
