Trump did a dad dance at UFC and turned a political arena into a meme factory.
Hailee, Josh, Michael... this week’s relationship chart needs a flowchart.
An 8-year-old just bodied the internet. Xi clapped back. And Elon brought a Sharpie to a cabinet meeting. Let’s go.
Celebrity Big Brother just turned into Celebrity Cancel Culture—and Mickey Rourke’s the main event
Amazon’s launching satellites, Trump’s launching tariffs, and TikTok is launching anxiety. So yeah, the internet’s fine.
Liberation Day turned into Panic Season.
Markets crash, Meta ghosts fact-checkers, and Bill Ackman gives Trump a warning like he’s his dad.
Elon and Trump just activated protest mode—welcome to the backlash multiverse.
Dow drops 1,679 points—and Trump’s team is out here grinning like they just won Powerball.
Happy "Liberation Day" everyone!
