Turns out the Earth, the Pope, and your wallet all wanted top billing today—only one of them got a global hashtag.
Aliens, airstrikes, and Cena’s heel turn. Just another Monday on Earth.
Coachella just turned TikTok into an IRL duet stage—your FOMO has FOMO.
LISA said “mic check” and the internet checked all the way in.
The internet is debating vampire movies, deportation policy, and billionaire space feminism. Pick your fighter.
When Zoom and Spotify face‐plant at the same time, the internet basically unplugged itself and went outside—terrifying
Political Blunders. Memes. Space. Mistakes. Welcome to Wednesday.
TikTok is yelling Italian gibberish, elephants are parenting better than humans, and Katy Perry just went to space. Normal Monday.
Lady Gaga lights up Coachella, dinosaurs eat spinach, and Trump wants tariffs on your iPhone — welcome to Monday.
Trump did a dad dance at UFC and turned a political arena into a meme factory.
Hailee, Josh, Michael... this week’s relationship chart needs a flowchart.
An 8-year-old just bodied the internet. Xi clapped back. And Elon brought a Sharpie to a cabinet meeting. Let’s go.
