If your imaginary boyfriend texts back faster than Congress, maybe it's time for reelection.
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Texas Democrats pulled a reverse Uno and fled the state... again.
Tom Holland’s Spider-Man suit went retro and Twitter is crawling with opinions.
Trump fired the jobs report, Putin bombed a preschool, and your summer vacation is now a wildfire. So yeah, happy Friday.
Trump just put the global economy in rice. Canada caught the smoke first.
Kamchatka shook the Earth, Doja shook the internet, and spiders shook a bride.
Turns out ‘Great Genes’ and ‘great jeans’ aren’t the same thing. Just ask Sydney Sweeney.
Turns out 72,000 images is the new price of dating while female."
Turkey is on fire. Like, literally. Also, so is your corporate reputation if you're caught on a kiss cam.
