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Even Canada is Mad - Summary of the Internet – April 3, 2025
Liberation Day turned into Panic Season.
Hi ! America just dropped a tariff bomb the size of Trump’s ego. Stocks are tanking, allies are fuming, and your next iPhone might cost as much as rent. But hey, nothing says economic freedom like paying 30% more for imported cheese. |

Trump seen here stealing a poster and telling everyone “There’s nothing you can do about it.”
Donald Trump Tariffs / Newsweek
Top 3 Trending
1. Trump's “Liberation Day” Tariffs
🔥 President Trump just declared April 2 “Liberation Day” and announced sweeping new tariffs that shake the global economy.
📌 Context:
In a dramatic Rose Garden speech, Trump unveiled a 10% universal tariff on imports, 20% on EU goods, and a whopping 34% on Chinese products. This comes amid rising concerns about U.S. manufacturing jobs and foreign trade dependence. Four Senate Republicans broke ranks in a symbolic vote to oppose the plan. Markets around the world dropped instantly, with EU, Canadian, and Chinese leaders preparing retaliatory tariffs. Trump called it "kind reciprocal trade." Wall Street called it “a bad day.”
🎯 This affects nearly everyone—whether it’s your iPhone, avocados, or the cost of streaming hardware.
✍️ Post Idea:
TikTok: “Trump’s new tariffs explained with snacks: why your imported chocolate might now cost more than gold.”
IG Carousel: “What Trump's tariffs mean for your wallet – by industry”
X/Twitter: “Trump just tariffed the world. Is your next gadget about to double in price?”
📣 CTA:
“What product are you scared will get pricier? Tell us your ‘tariff heartbreak’ in the comments.”
2. Shohei Ohtani’s Walk-Off Homer on Bobblehead Night

Shohei Ohtani seen here enjoying a refreshing spray in the face.
🔥 Baseball’s biggest star gave fans the perfect ending: a walk-off homer on the night 40,000 bobbleheads were handed out in his honor.
📌 Context:
Shohei Ohtani’s Los Angeles Dodgers are now 8-0—a first for a defending World Series champ. On his own bobblehead night at Dodger Stadium, Ohtani hit a walk-off home run in the bottom of the 9th to beat the Braves 6-5. The clip has already racked up millions of views, making it the most shared sports moment of the week. His humility postgame (“Just wanted to live up to expectations”) only made fans love him more.
🎯 It’s pure feel-good sports drama with international appeal, especially among Japanese fans and MLB casuals.
✍️ Post Idea:
Reels: “Manifestation in action: bobblehead night + walk-off = main character moment.”
X/Twitter: “Shohei Ohtani: icon, idol, and now—walking meme legend.”
TikTok: Reaction overlay to the clip with “Your day vs. Ohtani’s day” theme.
📣 CTA:
“What’s YOUR ‘bobblehead night’ moment? A time you delivered when it mattered most?”
3. Val Kilmer Dies at 65

Val Kilmer seen here in his favorite jacket.
🔥 Hollywood mourns the death of actor Val Kilmer, known for iconic roles in “Top Gun,” “Batman Forever,” and “The Doors.”
📌 Context:
Val Kilmer passed away in Los Angeles from pneumonia after years of health complications, including throat cancer that altered his voice. From playing Iceman in Top Gun to embodying Jim Morrison, Kilmer brought an intensity and charisma few could match. He had recently returned to the screen with the help of AI-generated voice tech in Top Gun: Maverick, a moment that resonated deeply with fans. His death is drawing tributes across generations who grew up with vastly different Kilmer roles—from 80s rebels to 90s superheroes.
🎯 This is a rare unifying pop culture moment—everyone has a Kilmer movie memory.
✍️ Post Idea:
TikTok: “Val Kilmer’s best scenes ranked. #1 might make you cry.”
Instagram: “5 Kilmer roles that made us swoon, shiver, or start quoting poetry.”
Twitter/X: “Kilmer didn’t play characters—he embodied them. What’s your favorite?”
📣 CTA:
“What Val Kilmer performance left a mark on you? Tribute time in the comments.”


Being American right now feels like you’re out at a bar with that friend—you know the one. Loud, confident, breaking stuff, picking fights, and calling it "freedom." Meanwhile, you're trailing behind, making polite eye contact with strangers like, “Sorry. He’s usually like this.” Trump just slapped tariffs on half the planet and called it “Liberation Day.” The rest of us are over here Venmoing Europe an apology and stress-buying avocados before they become luxury goods. Hang in there, world.

📈 Other Trends You Shouldn’t Ignore
4. Canada Boycotts the U.S. Over Tariff Threats
✨ Trump suggested Canada should become the U.S.’s “51st state,” and Canadians are not laughing. Boycotts of American goods and canceled U.S. travel plans are trending across social and news platforms, with fans booing the U.S. anthem at hockey games.
💡 Post idea: “Canadian brands to try while we’re out of maple-flavored diplomacy.”
🗣️ CTA: “Would you cancel a trip over politics? Sound off in the comments.”
5. Apple Martin Gets Real About Being a Celebrity Kid
✨ Gwyneth’s daughter Apple says she was discouraged from being in the spotlight—now she’s learning not to care. In an Interview Magazine Q&A, she opens up about media trauma and learning to do what feels right.
💡 Post idea: “What Apple Martin’s self-awareness teaches us about growing up famous (or just online).”
🗣️ CTA: “Ever felt boxed in by someone else’s expectations? Share your version.”
6. Rumer Willis Sparks Family Boundaries Debate
✨ Rumer revealed she still sleeps in bed with mom Demi Moore and bathes with her adult sisters. The internet can’t agree if it’s sweet or strange.
💡 Post idea: “Are you too close with your family? Here’s where the internet draws the line.”
🗣️ CTA: “What’s a family habit you thought was normal until someone said, ‘Wait, what?’”
7. Messi’s Bodyguard Gets Benched by MLS
✨ Yassine Cheuko, Messi’s personal bodyguard and viral sensation, says MLS banned him from the touchline after 16 pitch invasions in 20 months. Messi reportedly isn’t thrilled.
💡 Post idea: “16 invasions in 20 months. U.S. soccer security = not serious?”
🗣️ CTA: “Do pro athletes need bodyguards on the field? Drop your hot take.”
8. Whitney Cummings Blames Kelly Clarkson for Breakups
✨ Whitney jokingly told Clarkson her Valentine’s Day performance of “Your Love” caused divorces. Why? She winked during “I like my girls a little bit older” and didn’t change the pronouns.
💡 Post idea: “When a wink sparks chaos: The Clarkson performance people can’t stop decoding.”
🗣️ CTA: “What’s your favorite subtle-but-messy celeb moment? Link it below!”
9. Kiss of Life Faces Cultural Appropriation Backlash
✨ K-Pop group Kiss of Life apologized after a birthday livestream themed around hip-hop culture upset fans. Their company said it was meant as celebration, not offense.
💡 Post idea: “Inspiration or appropriation? Why the Kiss of Life backlash hit hard.”
🗣️ CTA: “Where’s the line between celebrating and misrepresenting culture? Weigh in.”
10. Justin Bieber’s Cryptic Posts Spark Fan Theories
✨ Bieber is flooding Instagram with meme posts some think are aimed at Selena Gomez or Playboi Carti. Others say it's a weird lead-up to new music.
💡 Post idea: “New music or soft-shading Selena? Justin’s Instagram is a whole vibe right now.”
🗣️ CTA: “Drop your theory: What’s Bieber really posting about?”
11. Chiefs Want to Own Christmas Day in the NFL
✨ The Kansas City Chiefs have asked the NFL to make them the annual Christmas Day team—three years running. Are they becoming the NFL’s holiday franchise?
💡 Post idea: “Is the NFL turning the Chiefs into Christmas tradition like NBA + Knicks?”
🗣️ CTA: “Should one team get holiday privileges? Yay or nah?”
12. Liza Minnelli to Be Honored by RuPaul’s Drag Race
✨ Liza Minnelli will receive the Lifetime Achievement Award on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 17 finale. She joins legends like Bob Mackie and Elvira.
💡 Post idea: “Liza Minnelli = drag excellence. 5 moments that prove it.”
🗣️ CTA: “What icon should be next to receive this award?”
13. Ben Affleck Hypes The Accountant 2 at CinemaCon
✨ Affleck, Jon Bernthal, and cast confirmed The Accountant 2 is coming. Fans of the cult thriller are hyped—and the trailer could drop any day.
💡 Post idea: “Why The Accountant sequel is 9 years late—but right on time.”
🗣️ CTA: “Which long-lost movie do YOU wish would get a sequel?”
14. Rachel Morin Murder Trial Begins Amid High Interest
✨ The trial of Victor Martinez-Hernandez, charged with the brutal murder of Rachel Morin, began under tight restrictions. Jury selection is closed to the public due to intense media attention.
💡 Post idea: “High-profile trials, closed courts: Justice or secrecy?”
🗣️ CTA: “Should trials this public be televised or sealed? What do you think?”
15. Consumer Confidence Hits 12-Year Low
✨ The Consumer Confidence Index dropped below the “recession signal” threshold. Americans are more worried than ever about jobs, income, and the economy—even as Wall Street says it’s fine.
💡 Post idea: “Feeling the vibes shift? What a 12-year low in consumer confidence actually means.”
🗣️ CTA: “What’s your recession prep move? Budget tips welcome.”

🏷️ Trending Hashtags
#TrumpTariffs – The internet is blowing up over economic nationalism.
#RIPValKilmer – Tribute posts from every corner of pop culture.
#Dodgers – Ohtani’s walk-off is baseball’s best moment this year.
#LiberationDay – Trump’s rebrand of economic warfare.
#BarakaAllahuLakuma – Ramadan TikTok’s favorite track right now.
💡 Engagement Tip of the Day
Split your takes. Post both sides of hot-button issues—pro and con. It’s not wishy-washy, it’s algorithmic bait. Double the discourse, double the reach.
🔮 Looking Ahead
RuPaul’s Drag Race Finale (April 18) – Liza Minnelli is appearing. Expect peak camp and peak engagement.
Eid al-Fitr (April 9–10) – Plan your posts now around food, fashion, and family celebrations.
Easter Weekend (April 20–21) – Early prep pays off. Seasonal content’s already climbing.