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BREAKING: Trump Releases "Super Tariff" - Summary of the Internet – April 9, 2025
Amazon’s launching satellites, Trump’s launching tariffs, and TikTok is launching anxiety. So yeah, the internet’s fine.
Hi ! Jeff Bezos is firing satellites into orbit, Donald Trump’s firing shots at global markets, and TikTok is collectively spiraling with Will Smith’s anxiety anthem. Today’s feed is a cocktail of billionaire drama, trade war panic, and mental health memes — and somehow, it still feels like a regular Wednesday. |

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Top 3 Trending Topics
1. Amazon’s Project Kuiper Launches into Orbit
Amazon is officially stepping into the satellite internet ring, launching 27 satellites today for its Project Kuiper initiative. This is the company’s first wave of production satellites, marking the true beginning of its multibillion-dollar plan to compete directly with SpaceX’s Starlink. The launch, taking place aboard a ULA Atlas 5 rocket, opens a new chapter in the battle for global internet dominance — one led by two tech giants best known for shipping packages and launching cars into space.
Why it matters:
This launch isn’t just about tech; it’s about control over the digital future. With Kuiper, Amazon wants to extend internet access to remote areas — and possibly own the digital infrastructure those areas rely on. The race between Bezos and Musk is about more than rockets now — it’s about who gets to power the world’s next billion internet users.
Post Ideas:
• TikTok – “Project Kuiper vs. Starlink: Which Billionaire Will Control the Sky?”
• Instagram Carousel – “How Amazon’s New Satellites Could Change Your Internet Forever”
• Twitter/X Poll – “Who wins the satellite showdown? 🚀 Amazon or 🛰️ SpaceX?”
📣 CTA: Drop a 🚀 if you’re excited for space internet, or a 🧠 if you’re worried Big Tech just conquered the sky.
2. Trump’s 104% China Tariff Sends Markets into Panic Mode

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Tonight at 12:01 a.m. ET, President Trump’s proposed 104% tariff on Chinese goods officially takes effect. The move is part of a sweeping set of reciprocal tariffs targeting 86 countries and has already triggered major volatility in global markets. Economists warn that these tariffs could significantly raise prices for U.S. consumers on electronics, clothing, and everyday goods — while possibly escalating a full-on trade war with China.
Why it matters:
This isn’t just a political move — it’s a direct hit to global supply chains. The cost of living could rise quickly, and businesses are already scrambling to adjust. Creators in nearly every niche — from fashion to finance — have a way into this story.
Post Ideas:
• TikTok – “3 Things That Could Get More Expensive Starting Tomorrow”
• Instagram Story – “Will the new tariffs hit your wallet?” (Poll + slider)
• Twitter/X – “What’s the first product you’re buying before the 104% tariff kicks in?”
📣 CTA: 💬 Sound off: are these tariffs a smart power move or a financial disaster waiting to happen?
3. Will Smith Accidentally Launches TikTok’s “Anxiety” Trend
A surprising TikTok trend has emerged featuring Grammy-winner Doechii’s 2019 track “Anxiety” — and Will Smith is unintentionally at the center of it. A recent TikTok he posted using the track struck a nerve with millions, leading to a viral wave of creators sharing their personal anxiety triggers and mental health stories, all set to the hauntingly relatable lyrics. The song, which originally flew under the radar, is now everywhere — with over 200K new videos created in under a week.
Why it matters:
Mental health content always resonates, but pairing it with a celebrity like Will Smith and a highly emotional track has turned this into more than a trend — it’s a moment. Whether you’re a wellness coach, comedian, or lifestyle vlogger, there’s space to join this conversation with sincerity (or humor).
Post Ideas:
• TikTok – “POV: My Anxiety Playlist IRL”
• IG Reel – “Things that give me anxiety vs. things that calm me down”
• YouTube Shorts – React to Will Smith’s original video and add your own take
📣 CTA: 💭 Share one thing that gives you anxiety, and one thing that helps you deal with it.

📈 Other Trends You Shouldn’t Ignore

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4. Ariana Grande’s “warm” Becomes TikTok’s Celebration Soundtrack
Ariana Grande’s new song “warm” is climbing the charts fast — but even faster on TikTok. The track’s theme of personal growth and emotional warmth has made it the go-to sound for transformation stories, “proud moments,” and montage reels. With over 41,000 posts already, it’s dominating celebration content.
Post Idea: Use “warm” to soundtrack a before/after video, client success story, or transformation montage.
📣 CTA: Share your biggest glow-up moment of 2025 so far. 🌱
5. AI Chaos: Bombardiro Crocodilo Takes Over Feeds
If you’ve seen crocodile-headed bombers flying across your feed, you’re not alone. This surreal TikTok trend features AI-generated warplanes with reptilian faces, paired with faux-Italian voiceovers. It’s absurd, confusing, and weirdly captivating — the perfect storm for viral content.
Post Idea: React to one of the videos in pure confusion — or better yet, make your own AI remix.
📣 CTA: What’s the most unhinged thing the algorithm’s served you this week?
6. Wordle’s “WHEAT” Stirs Up the Brainiacs
Today’s Wordle answer — “WHEAT” — caused more head-scratching than expected. It’s not a hard word per se, but something about it stumped even the five-letter veterans. The discussion exploded on X, with users debating if agricultural terms are fair game.
Post Idea: Share your Wordle streak or make a “pre-coffee Wordle meltdown” skit.
📣 CTA: 🟩 How many tries did it take you today? Be honest.
7. NBA Playoff Race = Peak Chaos
The NBA playoff race is heating up with multiple teams shifting positions every night. Luka Dončić is trending, the Lakers are climbing, and the Nuggets fired coach Michael Malone out of nowhere — all while fans argue over brackets. Twitter/X is a firestorm of sports takes, memes, and stress.
Post Idea: “POV: You’re a [insert team] fan checking the standings every 5 minutes.”
📣 CTA: Predict the Finals matchup. Wrong answers only.
8. Aphex Twin’s “QKThr” Tops TikTok Audio Charts
Experimental music legend Aphex Twin has somehow become the most-used TikTok sound in the last 24 hours. His glitchy, abstract track “QKThr” is being used for everything from surreal memes to aesthetic montages. It’s a strange crossover — and it’s working.
Post Idea: Try using the sound with completely unrelated content for maximum irony.
📣 CTA: Rate this track: 🧠 genius or 🌀 brain rot?
9. Meta Launches Teen Safety Features Across IG & FB
Meta just rolled out a suite of new features aimed at protecting teens — including limits on live-streaming and content filters for under-16 users. The move comes amid growing pressure from regulators and child safety groups.
Post Idea: “3 Things Parents Should Know About Meta’s New Teen Rules”
📣 CTA: Parents — do you think this is too much, or long overdue?
10. Tributes Pour in After Ratan Tata’s Death
Ratan Tata, one of India’s most beloved industrialists and philanthropists, has passed away. Known for transforming the Tata Group and championing ethical business, his death has sparked global reflection. Business leaders across continents are posting tributes and sharing lessons from his career.
Post Idea: “3 Lessons from Ratan Tata That Still Apply in 2025”
📣 CTA: Drop your favorite quote or Tata moment to honor his legacy.
11. Guillain-Barré Syndrome Case in Mumbai Sparks Health Awareness
Mumbai has reported a death linked to Guillain-Barré Syndrome, a rare but serious autoimmune condition. The incident has triggered a spike in health-related searches and TikToks explaining symptoms and warning signs.
Post Idea: Doctor reacts video or “5 Facts About GBS” educational carousel.
📣 CTA: 🏥 Had you heard of GBS before today?
12. Dua Lipa vs. Miley Cyrus: Spotify Switches Artist Credits
Fans are confused after Spotify changed the artist listing on the song “Prisoner.” Depending on the album version, either Dua Lipa or Miley Cyrus is listed as the lead artist. Theories abound: Is it a bug? A marketing stunt? Drama?
Post Idea: “This is why streaming credits are the new reality TV.”
📣 CTA: 🎤 Who should be listed first — Dua or Miley?
13. Interview with the Vampire Gets Season 3 Greenlight
AMC confirmed Season 3 of its hit series Interview with the Vampire, based on Anne Rice’s novels. The new season will adapt “The Vampire Lestat” — and yes, Lestat is going full rockstar. Fans are already buzzing about the tour bus aesthetic and “messy gay vampire” chaos returning to screens.
Post Idea: “Casting your dream vampire band for Lestat’s tour”
📣 CTA: 🧛 Who would you cast as Lestat’s drummer?
14. #Prom Season Hashtag Surge Begins
TikTok is officially in full prom mode. The hashtag #prom has surged past 43,000 posts this week alone — with creators posting everything from dress reveals to promposals to disaster storytimes.
Post Idea: “Prom expectations vs. reality” — still undefeated content format.
📣 CTA: Share your best or worst prom memory 💃
15. Coachella 2025 Hype Builds
Festival season kicks off this weekend with Coachella Weekend 1. Hashtags like #festival and #rave are climbing fast, and TikTokers are flooding feeds with packing videos, outfits, and setlist predictions.
Post Idea: “What I’m not bringing to Coachella this year (learned the hard way)”
📣 CTA: 🎡 Who are you most excited to see perform?

🏷️ Trending Hashtags
#prom – Season peak = glam content overload
#ProjectKuiper – Tag to join the satellite showdown
#warm – Use with any glow-up content
#tariffs – Instant opinions magnet
#springnails – Spring beauty content is blooming
#WWENXT – Wrestling crowd is energized
💡 Engagement Tip of the Day
Mix fast + personal. Post a breaking trend and your take on it 4 hours later. Let the algorithm catch both waves.
🔮 Looking Ahead
Earth Day (April 22) – Sustainability + meme content = prime combo
Coachella Weekend 1 (April 12–14) – Plan content around outfits, music, or FOMO
Met Gala (May 5) – Early predictions are already trending. Cue the hot takes.