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- BREAKING: James Comey Indicted - Summary of the Internet – September 26, 2025
BREAKING: James Comey Indicted - Summary of the Internet – September 26, 2025
Comey indicted. Bitcoin belly-flops. Fat Bear Week says: touch grass.
Hi ! Today’s feed is a split-screen: on the left, democracy’s courtroom drama; on the right, a salmon-stuffed contest of chonk. Somewhere in the middle, your portfolio is doing cardio. |
✅ Top 3 Must-Post Trends
1) Former FBI Director James Comey Indicted

The headline: A federal grand jury charged James Comey with two counts tied to statements he made to Congress in 2020 about the FBI’s handling of 2016 election-related investigations. Prosecutors say he falsely downplayed whether he authorized staff to act as anonymous sources and obstructed a congressional proceeding by misrepresenting the Bureau’s media engagement. Comey denies wrongdoing, says he’s “heartbroken” for DOJ, and vows to fight the charges. Trump is framing the move as long-awaited justice; AG Pam Bondi says it’s about accountability.
Why this matters:
This is unprecedented territory: prosecuting a former FBI Director over the Russiagate years reopens a raw, unresolved national fight about institutions, media, and political power. It will dominate coverage because it collides three sticky issues—government transparency, the politics of law enforcement, and the long tail of 2016. For brands and creators, that means a high-signal moment to translate legalese and partisan spin into clear, digestible explainers.
What to watch next:
Motions & timelines: Will the defense seek to dismiss on narrow statutory grounds? When’s the first evidentiary hearing?
Discovery battles: Any internal FBI communications about media guidance could become exhibits.
Ripple effects: Expect renewed calls to investigate adjacent actors from the 2016–2020 era, and fresh “weaponization” narratives on both sides.
How to post it:
IG Carousel: “Comey in 6 Frames”—2016 probe → 2020 testimony → today’s charges → key quotes → trial calendar → what conviction would require.
X Thread: “What ‘false statements to Congress’ actually means” (elements of the offense + recent precedents).
Reel/Short: 60-second “ELI5” with a timeline lower third and a neutral tone to maximize shares.
Micro-CTA: Justice served or political score-settling? Sound off below.
2) Fat Bear Week 2025 (Katmai)

The headline: The internet’s most wholesome tournament is live through Sept 30, with public voting daily from 12–9pm ET. Returning legends like 32 “Chunk” face off against surging newcomers like 602 “Flow-tato.” The spectacle isn’t just cute—Katmai uses the bracket to teach how brown bears can gain hundreds of pounds pre-hibernation, turning salmon calories into survival insurance for a foodless winter.
Why this matters:
Fat Bear Week is engineered for participation and repeat engagement. It’s a rare annual event that fuses science communication, live cams, personality-driven storytelling (each bear has a lore arc), and easy social formats. For content teams, it’s a week-long runway of polls, brackets, and glow-up reveals that play well across every platform and demo—while quietly educating audiences on ecosystems and conservation.
What to watch next:
Bracket upsets: Fan mobilization can flip expected outcomes—great for “underdog wins” content.
Livestream moments: Clippable salmon snatches or bear face-offs are guaranteed short-form hits.
Finale (Sept 30): Pre-bake celebration assets for instant posting when the champion drops.
How to post it:
Stories: Mirror today’s matchups with “This or That” stickers; drive followers to the vote link.
Shorts/IG Reels: “Top 5 Fat Bear glow-ups” with spring vs. fall split screens and one science fact per bear.
Carousel: “What makes a bear ‘fat’ (and why that’s healthy)”—metabolism, torpor, fat reserves.
Micro-CTA: Team Chunk or Team Flow-tato? Cast your vote and tag a friend to pick a side 🐻
3) Bitcoin Crashes Below $109,000

The headline: BTC slid to ~$108.6K in 24 hours amid a >$1B liquidation cascade; ETH lost the $4K handle; SOL and DOGE posted some of the week’s worst drawdowns. Macro overhang (shutdown fears), hawkish Fed notes about sticky inflation, and a looming ~$22B options expiry stacked into a perfect storm. Total crypto market cap shed ~$150B; sentiment snapped to “Fear.”
Why this matters:
Even if your audience isn’t “crypto-native,” these moves bleed into broader risk appetite, fintech narratives, and retail psychology. It’s a teachable moment about market microstructure—how leverage, funding rates, and options gamify price action—and a chance to model calm, useful information in a panic cycle. Good explainers here get outsized saves and shares.
What to watch next:
Key levels: Does BTC defend the $105–110K band? ETH reclaims $4K or loses weekly structure?
Flows: ETF redemptions/inflows and stablecoin supply changes signal positioning.
Derivatives: If open interest flushes and funding normalizes, conditions for a reflexive bounce improve.
How to post it:
Reel/Short: “Why options expiry days whipsaw crypto” with one simple chart.
IG Carousel: “Crash anatomy: 7 screenshots that explain today”—price, OI, funding, liquidations heatmap, fear/greed, DXY, yields.
X Poll: “Your move: DCA, hedge, or wait?”
Micro-CTA: Are you buying the dip or sitting it out? Drop your plan (not advice) below.

📈 Other Trends You Shouldn’t Ignore
4) Hurricane Helene: One-Year Anniversary

Cat-4 landfall, 248 lives lost, catastrophic inland flooding—recovery stories still unfolding. Use before/after imagery and resilience angles.
Post idea: Carousel: “Helene, 1 year later—3 rebuilds worth knowing.”
CTA:Tag a local org people can support.
5) Ukraine War — Day 1,310
Russian claims of heavy Ukrainian losses, Zelenskyy warns of wider ambitions; NATO eyeing drone threats.
Post idea: Map update with 3 bullets: fronts, drones, diplomacy.
CTA: Share a trusted source you follow.
6) Middle East: Trump Rejects West Bank Annexation
Trump says “It’s not going to happen,” while ceasefire/hostage talks continue.
Post idea: “Three scenarios if annexation stays off the table.”
CTA: Peace prospects: optimistic or not?
7) China Sanctions Six U.S. Firms (Taiwan)
Three firms moved to “unreliable entity” list; three face export curbs—signal to defense/space sectors.
Post idea: Quick grid: “Who got hit & why it matters.”
CTA: Bigger risk: tariffs or sanctions?
8) $1B Crypto Liquidations (Market-wide)
SOL/DOGE weekly −21%; longs wiped out.
Post idea: “Red September” timeline—four key down-days.
CTA: What metric do you watch: funding, OI, or dominance?
9) Apple Intelligence Expands
Live Translation in calls, new languages, smarter screenshots/Actions; camera AI upgrades.
Post idea: Side-by-side: Apple vs Google AI features you’ll actually use.
CTA: Which feature solves a real problem for you?
10) Mysterious Drones Disrupt Danish Airports
Officials call it a “systematic hybrid attack”; flights paused, security questions up.
Post idea: 30-sec explainer on airport drone risk + countermeasures.
CTA: Would you support geofencing by default?
11) Samsung AI Forum 2025
Bengio, Stanford heavyweights; focus on vertical AI + semis in Yongin.
Post idea: “5 takeaways brands should care about (not just engineers).”
CTA: What’s your fav real-world AI use case?
12) Netflix/OTT Friday Slate
Bollywood headliners + Jessica Chastain’s The Savant on Apple TV+; easy weekend recs content.
Post idea: “What to stream tonight” tier list graphic.
CTA: One must-watch, no spoilers—go!
#ComeyIndictment — Use neutral explainers; avoid dunking for broader reach.
#FatBearWeek — Lean into brackets, glow-ups, and bear cams.
#BitcoinCrash / #CryptoLiquidation — Post charts + feelings; both perform.
#HurricaneHelene — Pair remembrance with a donate link.
#DroneAttack — Airport maps + timelines win.
#AppleIntelligence — Demo features in under 30 seconds.
💡 Engagement Tip of the Day
Post twice per story: an immediate “here’s what happened,” then a later “here’s what changed.” Second hits ride fresh comments + new facts and typically outperform the first by 10–30% in saves/shares.
🔮 Looking Ahead
Sept 30: Fat Bear Week champions—prep celebration assets.
Early Oct: More crypto options expiries—queue volatility explainer.
Oct summitry: Potential Trump–Xi moments—prep trade-risk one-pagers.