Turns out nothing beats a Jet2 holiday — unless you count surviving an assassination, dropping surprise albums, or bageling your opponent at Wimbledon.
Wimbledon moved its finals to primetime so the U.S. could finally care. We see you, London
Trump shook the world with tariffs. Delhi shook itself. Bieber shook his fans. Your move.
Bitcoin hit $112k and a hippo threw a birthday party. Just another Thursday online
It’s raining F1 bosses, rock drummers, and actual Texans. Stay dry out there.
Texas is under water, Amazon’s on fire, and Superman’s back to save us—must be July
Greenland stayed quiet this time, but the Bronx sure didn’t."
When nature and culture collide in a 24-hour whirlwind.
A manga prophecy, Texas floods, and Joey Chestnut’s 70th hot dog walk into a bar. Only one of them leaves trending.
America passes a $4.5T bill at 1AM, celebrates with a bomber, and TikTok’s dancing to Big Mama — Happy Birthday, USA.
The internet is mourning, exploding, and arguing — in that order."
Diddy might beat the life sentence—but not the memes.
