America passes a $4.5T bill at 1AM, celebrates with a bomber, and TikTok’s dancing to Big Mama — Happy Birthday, USA.
The internet is mourning, exploding, and arguing — in that order."
Diddy might beat the life sentence—but not the memes.
Superman just saved the box office. Bezos saved no expenses.”
Beyoncé almost fell out of the sky, and America’s budget might, too.
Russia fires 537 missiles. Matty fires 1 verse. Both hit hard.
Jeff Bezos rented Venice like it was an Airbnb. Billionaires: they’re just like us, but with yachts for rings.
Jeff Bezos got married on a private island after docking his half-billion-dollar yacht—Venice is rethinking canals.
Maine Man Goes #1, NYC Goes Marxist, and NATO Calls Trump 'Daddy.'
Trump says the war is over—missiles and memes disagree
Trump said world peace is back—missiles disagreed.
When the U.S. bombs Iran and the Thunder win Game 7 in the same 24 hours—somebody’s definitely playing SimCity with our timeline
